Legends In Their Own Minds



Each week our 2 "Legends" wax sarcastic about a wide range of topics - 10 minutes at a time. From bad drivers, to binge eating, and everything in between, these 2 "Legends" can make a mountain out of any molehill.


  • #190 - ImPeach Pits

    20/12/2019 Duração: 10min

    While Dave is rightly concerned about the historical phenomenon of 'political impeachment', Johnny’s underlying issue is pretty much with any kind of math.

  • #189 - At A Loss

    09/05/2019 Duração: 10min

    Johnny's doctor is concerned about his weight - but it's not what you think.  Will he survive?  Or is he officially doomed?

  • #188 - NFL Draft Dodgers

    01/05/2019 Duração: 11min

    In Nashville, it turns out the NFL Draft and bachelorette parties are a bad mix. Just ask the bachelorettes who didn't plan ahead.  Don't ask Dave, though.  That'll just get him started again.

  • #187 - USA, Party of 3?

    17/10/2017 Duração: 11min

    Don't like either candidate from the two major parties and feel you have to vote for the lesser of two evils? Well, it seems you're not alone. Now at least one state is trying to find a clever remedy.

  • #186 - Shh... Leaf Blowing In Progress

    04/10/2017 Duração: 10min

    Johnny wants to let out a primal scream about all the "feel good" (read politically correct) ordinances his toney suburban city has been enacting lately. But then if he did, they'd probably slap him with a fine.

  • #185 - Wanna Get Away? From Dave?

    06/09/2017 Duração: 12min

    Some people think Dave is rude... They'd be right. Just asked the lady who unnecessarily held up the airport security line in front of him!

  • #184 - Grumpy Old Men

    07/02/2017 Duração: 10min

    Someone once said "getting old is not for wimps." As Dave begrudgingly starts to deal with the reality of his inevitable physical decline, Johnny's best guess is that the guy who uttered that line, is probably dead.

  • #183 - Super LI

    27/01/2017 Duração: 11min

    Well, the New England Patriots are going to the Super Bowl once again and, unlike most of the country, Dave and Johnny couldn't be more pleased. Oh yeah, and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, he can go pound sand; just not in the Northeast.

  • #182 - LinkedOut

    20/01/2017 Duração: 10min

    Johnny has been trying to get Dave on social media for years. Finally, Dave is connected, but now Johnny has taken himself off the grid...Coincidence?

  • #181 - Dialect Dilemma

    15/07/2016 Duração: 10min

    Johnny walked a fine and treacherous line when his beloved, malapropism-prone wife suggested she was interested in teaching English as a second language. He broached the subject of proficiency and still managed to survive.

  • #180 - CPAP Smear

    08/07/2016 Duração: 10min

    Johnny has sleep apnea, so his doctor prescribed a CPAP machine. Johnny won't use the thing because it's noisy and keeps him awake. Dave, on the other hand, thinks it's probably a good thing for Johnny to breathe when he sleeps. That Dave... he's such a giver!

  • #179 - The Roadside Address

    24/06/2016 Duração: 09min

    Have you ever rented a car from a well-known company, had it break down in the middle of nowhere on a 100-degree day and when you call the 800 number, the woman in Mumbai tells you they always have problems with those cars? Dave has, and it was F-airly U-gly.

  • #178 - I'm Wedding My Pants

    18/06/2016 Duração: 10min

    Johnny's wife enjoys going to weddings. Johnny, not so much. He'll go because he wants to be a good husband. After all, he may not be a romantic, but he's no fool.

  • #177 - Old and Uncool

    05/11/2015 Duração: 11min

    Johnny's feeling extra old these days. And his children can't wait to remind him of it.

  • #176 - Play The Trump Card

    21/10/2015 Duração: 12min

    We really hate the pathetic game of media and politics. Perhaps we need a Trump card.

  • #175 - Is 10 Enough?

    30/09/2015 Duração: 10min

    Is ten people living in a small house too much? Paging Captain Obvious.

  • #174 - Movin On Down

    25/09/2015 Duração: 10min

    Some people say moving to the south is a downgrade. We think those people are very smart.

  • #173 - None Of The Above

    05/08/2015 Duração: 10min

    We're ambivalent about this crop of presidential candidates. We're not so blasé about past winners.

  • #172 - Everyone Loves A Good Move-ment

    15/07/2015 Duração: 07min

    Dave's movin' south. And by south, we don't mean the N**meg State.

  • #171 - American UnExpressed

    26/06/2015 Duração: 10min

    Johnny gets lots of credit card offers. Don't they know his wife has final disapproval?

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